我居然突然讲了一个冷笑话：从前有个电脑，摔地上了，就成了脑震荡。
The story script of Avatar by James Cameron: http://www.foxscreenings.com/media/pdf/JamesCameronAVATAR.pdf
家破尤可忍，孰不可忍？
RT @msvanny: 爽到我想再講一遍那個笑話：有一天有個叫爽的人死了，他的家人哭得很傷心。然後有人問他們爲什麽哭，他們說：爽死了～～～爽～～～死了～～～～～a
@imwondergirl I am taking the postgraduate exams today, but I don’t think I can pass *_* I quit my job months ago.
My landlady broke my door when I was out, her reason is “Someone wants to see this house before she rent it.” #FML
公交车上的节目每天都是一样。昨天早上某国橘子狂欢节，今天某国橘子狂欢节，明天某国橘子狂欢节。
This whole city is like a refrigeratory.
@imwondergirl on the bus to Beijing University of Aeronautics & Astronautics
Back from the Beijing University of Aeronautics & Astronautics, it’s cold outside…
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